Sex and the City? Try sex and the missing body part! Wait. What? Last night, Sarah Jessica Parker told David Letterman that she had some work done did on her body, and at first glance, I couldn’t tell what kind of plastic surgery she had done. Can you tell? One hoof for yes, two for no. (That was your obligatory SJP horsey sauce joke, as required by Internet law) Did you guess it was a mole? A mole, she tells ya! A mole. “A mole was my signature?” she asked. Moving on. In other news, Letterman had a timely sit-down with Kate Hudson to talk about dating A-Rod, and Letterman is now on Twitter!
This post was written by Sean L. McCarthy, who clearly needs some work done.
