How this happened, nobody’s really sure. But last night, David Letterman invited Maryjean Ballner as his first guest. Who’s that, everyone asks? Well, she is an “expert” in the art of “cat massage,” and she brought a kitty out to teach Letterman how to stroke it. Yes. You read that sentence correctly. Letterman milked it for all it’s worth. So to speak. Several minutes of hijinx, and above is the highlight. This is what not to do. Speaking of animals, you can also watch Letterman’s warnings to New Yorkers about coyotes, or his interview with the very hairy Robin Williams.
This post was written by Sean L. McCarthy, who knows how to pet a cat, thank you very much.
